why do i have the urge to poop everytime i go to a bookstore?

[kamikaze]

really? it's so weird...cause it always happens. and i just leave and don't buy what i wanna buy just cause i have to go to the bathroom.

does that happen to you too?
my cousin always needs to poop after coffee.

-iman

[Desolation Angel]

That's the only reason I like Borders books...they have bathrooms...lol

[karma bucket]

my friend sara used to have to take a shit every time she came to my room to visit me.

now she has to every time she calls me on the phone.

[SparkleScamp]

This is TOO FUNNY! My 3 1/2 year old niece is learning to use the toilet (a little late) and she has the pee part down pat, but she has little accidents on the poop part. Her parents just said the other day that it only happens when they go to Borders! No lie!

[Spacegrrrl]

Nice title. ;l

Oh and YES. Me too.
But it's probably because when I'm in a book (or music) store I'm in there a loooooong time.

[Rose Bud]

I have to fart whenever I go into a bookstore. It always happens. I won't have gas before, but once I get in there, I'll have to fart!!

[kamikaze]

hahahah, oh God, tell me about farting. i feel like farting when i wanna buy birthday cards, EVERYTIME. that's what happened when i bought my friend Roxy a bday card today. i swear, it's not even funny! (or maybe it is)
-iman:p

[Rose Bud]

What's even worse is when I try to hold it in, you know to be nice to the other shoppers in the bookstore, but there are those times you just can't hold it. You let it loose and then think "Whoa damn I need to get out of this section"...

[poison ivy]

*LOL* this thread is hilarious!

I'll have to see what happens the next time I'm in a bookstore, lol.

God, I hope I DONT experiance this!:o

[kamikaze]

Originally posted by Rose Bud
What's even worse is when I try to hold it in, you know to be nice to the other shoppers in the bookstore, but there are those times you just can't hold it. You let it loose and then think "Whoa damn I need to get out of this section"...

i know how that feels. i feel SO bad for them cause, really, you don't wanna know how it is when Iman farts.. :n *does a disgusted face*
-iman

[Minuet]

I always have to pee in bookstores! Ever since I was a kid! It drives me nuts!

[kozmic_tar]

OMG this is a complete trip. ok once i was in the magazine section at Barnes & Noble and there was this hella disgusting fat man standing next to me...and he started RIPPIN like you wouldnt believe. i mean, the magazine section turned into the "LOUD-ASS" section. his farts smelled so bad i had to cover my face from laughing and dying at the same time. it was non-stop loud farts that could NOT be ignored.
it must have been the bookstore's fault....
MWAHAHAHAHAHA ;l

[Mallard]

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